Rules of Grassball

Found in the bottom of a box of "keepers" - developed by Roberto :)
*Words italicized by me for "lol effect"

Rules of "Grassball"

Rule#1: Respect the rules.
Rule#2: Treat them like your own children.
Rule#3: Don't break them.
Rule#4: On signal, players will throw balls to the grass.
Rule#5: Players will launch at the same time.
Rule#6: Players will launch ONE ball only.
Rule#7: Players won't launch balls too fast.
Rule#8: Players won't cross line between fields.
Rule#9: Players will use all emotions, except anger, to throw ball.
Rule#10: Players will treat ball as they treat the rules.
Rule#11: Be Safe!
Rule#12: Have Fun!
Rule#13: Failure to follow rules results in consequences

Consequences:
Breaking 1 rule: penalty
Breaking 3 rules: Loss of 1 Point
Breaking 4 rules: Loss of 2 Points
Breaking 5 rules: Loss of 3 Points
Breaking 6 rules: Loss of 4 Points
Breaking 7 rules: player suspension

Makes me wonder where these things spring from inside that cute lil head of his :)